Monday, October 6, 2008

Is disney evil? a pro-con list. VOTE IN POLL

PRO
-it has delighted kids ages 1-15 for years.
- the artwork is beautiful
- people fall in love really easily

CON
-its crator was a raging anti-semite
-some of the early artwork is very racist
-it uses fifteen year old kids to make ridiculous amounts of money
-encourages consumersim
-there are no curses on disney
-there are never drugs on disney
-no matter how talented the actors are, they will always be remembered as "Look! it's Sharpay's brother!"
- if u happen to c them in the street, u will feel obligated to ask for an autograph, and you won't even know why.
-no one ever dies other than never before seen mothers (as in Hannah Montana).
- ppl will give the actors stupid nicknames and think they're really funny, like "Look! it's lucas grabass! (as in lucas grabeel)"
Lotsa cons...but i leave it up to u. vote in the poll!

Monday, September 29, 2008

list of coolest male characters on tv

10) David Silver (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Brian Austen Greene)- is a really girly singer, but at least he tries. Even though he cheated on Donna, he really did look sorry. His father is a nerd with "monogamy issues", so you can't blame him if a little bit rubbed off on him. He is really nice to his step-sister Kelly whenever she needs him.
9) Steve Sanders (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Ian Ziering)- Steve is so sweet. He loves Kelly so much and he always helps her. When he set this house on fire by mistake and found out that Kelly was stuck in the fire, it was so cute how he burst out crying like a baby.
8) Brandon Walsh (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Jason Priestly)- he is the second funniest guy on 90210 (after Dylan). He always picks the wrong girlfriend but that doesn't bring him down; he just goes on and gets another bad girlfriend. Ok so one of them turned out to be a mental case. One of them was obsessed with dancing (and Brandon doesn't dance!!!). One of them was perfect, and she was Kelly Taylor. He asked her to marry him, she said yes, but then she left him. Poor Brandon.
7) Winston (Sweet Valley High- interpreted by Michael Perl)- SVH is the WORST show ever, but Winston is the best Tv nerd ever.
6)Ross Gellar (Friends- interpreted by David Schwimmer)- is the most adorable tv nerd ever. his charm is really weird, but it's there. he's cute, you just don't know why.
5) Ryan Atwood (The Oc- interpreted by Benjamin McKenzie)- is the icon of cool. He's really calm and then all of a sudden BAM!!! He punches you in the face!
4) Kevin Volchuck (The Oc- interpreted by Cam Gigandet)- ok, he killed Marissa, but he didn't mean it. He was drunk! He's depressed over Johnny's death! It's so funny when he says things like "Too late". I cannot believe that Ryan kept coming over to his house just to punch him and vice versa. like, CUT IT OUT!!!
3) Joey Tribiani (Friends- interpreted by Matt LeBlanc)- in real life, ppl would be worring, thinking he's a retard, but since it's just a TV show, he comes off as a cuddly guy. He needs a lot of love. He's the only one of the cast of Friends that doesn't end up with someone by the end. Him and Rachel were such a cute couple. Sad that it didn't work, but i guess it was sort of weird.
TIE
Chandler Bing (Firends- interpreted by Matthew Perry)- Chandeler is funny, i think. He really loves Joey, and their friendship si so sweet. He is such a deovted husband to Monica, and he would do anything for her. He even gets her a baby!
2) Seth Cohen (The Oc- interpreted by my hero Adam Brody)- he is like the male version of me. I love Adam Brody till death, but his character is not better than.....
1) DYLAN MCKAY!(Beverly Hills, 90190- interpreted by Luke Perry)- he is the funniest guy in the world. his high pitched laugh is priceless, i wish i had it as a ring tone! He is so cool, just that in one season he becomes an asshole for some reason, but then he goes back to his high pitched laugh. :D

List of coolest female characters on tv

Female top 1o

10) Kelly Taylor (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Jennie Garth)- she really grows as a character. she starts out so superficial, but she ends up really learning the meaning of life. This would be a stupid idea if it weren't for Jennie's outstanding performance
9) Donna Martin (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Tori Spelling)- even though Donna abstains, she sticks up for everyone else's rights to do wahtever they want to do in a safe way. She also saved David Silver's radio show.
8) Rachel Green ( Friends- interpreted by Jennifer Aniston)- also grows as a character. She is really funny and her ambitions really change from the beggining of the show to the end.
7) Julie Cooper (The OC- interpreted by Melinda Clarke)- even though she's not a good role model, she is awesome. She has dealt with so much and she is really interesting.
6) Marissa Cooper (The OC- interpreted by Mischa Barton)- Marissa is really troubled and her life pretty much ends that way. I never realized how important she was to the show until she died, and i cried soooooooo much!
5) Marge Simpson (The Simpsons- interpreted by Julie Kavner)- she is a really good person, but she has her sins, and isn't afraid to admit them (at times...), but she is terrified by them. She is hopeful, and that makes her really cool
4) Valerie Malone (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen)- ok, i know she is a wretched liar, but she's not evil. Plus, her lies are what post-Brenda 90210 is made up of. She gets a really cool tatoo!
3) Brenda Walsh (Beverly Hills, 90210- interpreted by Shannen Doherty)- before being kicked off the show, she had a pregnacny threat, a breast cancer threat, she started smoking for a while, and almost got married to a guy she'd only been dating for three weeks. But, above all that, she is the coolest female character on 90210, because she really loves her friends. It's a shame that she and Kelly ended up almost being enemies.
2) Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons- interpreted by Yardley Smith)- is so smart, but sometimes she can be an idiot, and that's really realistic. Deep down, she is every bit as immature as Bart.
1) Roxie (Sabrina the Tennage Witch, interpreted by Soleil Moon Frye)- i don't like the show, but Roxie is really cool. She has this awesome goth look. She starts out as a jerk but then she really (surprise surprise) warms up to Sabrina and Miles. Plus, she dated that guy in that band. And she almost married a wizard. Pretty hoppin love life. She is also the best redio show host since Donna Martin.

yo ppl!!!!!!!!!


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Me vs Me

Ok, so word around the corner is that i am the next prez cuz i'm the only one running...on one hand, being prez would look good on my high school application, BUT I AM RUNNING AGAINST MYSELF!!!!!WHAT IS THE POINT IN WINNING IF YOU CAN'T TRASH ANYONE? AND WHAT'S THE POINT IN RUNNING IF YOU DON'T RISK UTTER DEFEAT??? IS THERE REALLY NO ONE WHO HAS THE GUTS TO RUN AGAINST A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD, MAY I ADD, PACIFIST, GIRL WITH ABSOLUTLEY NO COMPETITIVE SIDE OR WEAPONS THAT'S NOT EVEN VERY POPULAR??????? well, it's up to you.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Middle School Prez

SO I'M RUNNING. If you want to vote for me, u can, i wont' get offended. same goes if you don't. All thats worth saying will be said in my presidential speech so you'll have to wait. NOW I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ARE ITCHING TO GO TO YET ANOTHER BOGUS MIDDLE SCHOOL ASSEMBLY, LISTENING TO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE SAME EXACT THING AT LEAST 8 TIMES, but you will have to wait. Oh the pain. The pain of it all.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hi. this is emily. you know who i am. im having a bad year. i didn't put up this blog to tell you about it, i put up this blog to complain about it, so be satisfied. really, the positive thing is that i might be putting up videos of me singing on facebook. man, i hate everything right now.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

tomorrow i will leeeeeeeeeeeaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

for america......Im goona go to NYC as always, then i'm going to visit Boston (i'm goona see harvard!!!!) and Matha's vinyardddddddddddddddddddddd

i'm writing my booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook and i'm pretty happy with it but it's loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong....
Hello kitty says good bye!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

PROOF THAT I AM A LOSER!!!!!!

Loser:
1. a. one that fails to win
b.one who takes loss in a specified way (graceful loser, sore loser)
2. a. One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills
b. One that is bad in quality

So there, i am a loser. i have lost numerous games in my life and i occasionally have consistent bad luck when it comes to practical things. like donald duck.
Statistics show that 82% of the people who took a loser quiz on a site are cooler than me. only 18 % are more loserish than me. Anyone got a problem wit dat?
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php are the quiz results
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/loser is the definition of loser

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Who i am...more or less

HI. I am a strange girl...i feel like writing stuff on a blog...just for the sake of writing....nervous energy, you know? My name is Emily and i like to think of myself as a loser. so sue me. everytime i DARE say something about that everyone, even people that probably don't like me all that much, are like "Oh, my god, ur not a loser boo hoo hoo how could you think that? how dare you have an original idea about who you are???". Anyways, i am a loser. I lose everything all the time! At least, i never win anything except curling!!!!! And i seriously like it that way! what the hell is wrong with me liking my personality!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, i just get so angry about this. I don't even know why i have a blog...no one's going to read it...i mean i wouldn't read it. I already know this stuff about me. I have a very clear idea of who i am. I passed the identity crisis a long time ago. Ok, fine, last year. But the most important thing is that now i have a clear idea as to who i am. I am an average girl in an average place in an avergage point in her life. And that was a lie, because im anything but average, the place i live in is....BELOW average, and for the last thing, i was just talking out of my ass. i do that a lot. Once, in class, i had to read my essay out loud but i had forgotten it at home. instead of being sensible as usual (it was my first period class-i'm not all there in the morning) i just made up the essay on the spot. the teacher fell for it. i still hate myself for that, and i'll never do it again. I'm usually a very good student. I'm just really distracted. My memory is excellent, but i'm just stupid. that's the dennis curse. Most dennises are doomed to be incredibly smart morons. that's me. i know im smart, but i am also a total moron, for example, instead of sharpening my pencils i stick the tip back on with scotch tape....oh my god, i really am a moron. Not everyone has the dennis curse. Really it's just my grandpa, my dad, and me. Still, it's a curse. A big curse. The worst part of the curse is that i have to deal with people constantly telling me things like "Oh, look at her she's just like her dad". Not to mention my mom saying that all the time! And it's not like they're lying! it's true! I love my dad, but it's still disturbing....a god, whatever. I'm just gonna end this post here.